ich wil ja jetzt nicht lästern, aber es gibt da so eine Studie, über das Phänomen Menschen, die absolut nichts können, aber genau damit jede Menge Kohle machen. Die Top 10 dieser Spezies wird von Paris Hilton angeführt. Bohlen belegt immerhin Platz 3 noch vor Verona.
Und genau so seh ich ihn auch. Eine riesengroße Null

tja aba mit dem "nix können" is er komischer weise sehr erfolgreich :

SINGLES

Interpret - Titel - höchste Platzierung - Wochen in den Charts

The Teens - New York - 75 - (1)
Ricky King - Hale, Hey Louise - 14 - (22)
Ricky King - Ahoy, Aye Aye Captain - 44 - (10)
Ricky King - Fly With Me To Malibu - 35 - (9)
Modern Talking - You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul - 1 - (25)
Modern Talking - You Can Win If You Want - 1 - (21)
Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady - 1 - (22)
C.C.Catch - I Can Lose My Heart Tonight - 13 - (15)
C.C.Catch - Cause You Are Young - 9 - (14)
Modern Talking - Brother Louie - 1 - (15)
C.C.Catch - Strangers By Night - 9 - (15)
Chris Norman - Midnight Lady - 1 - (18)
Modern Talking - Atlantis Is Calling - 1 - (14)
Roland Kaiser - Midnight Lady (Einsam Wie Ich) - 16 - (11)
C.C.Catch - Heartbreak Hotel - 8 - (17)
Chris Norman - Some Hearts Are Diamonds - 14 - (12)
Modern Talking - Geronimo’s Cadillac - 3 - (11)
Howard Carpendale - Sag Ihm, Dass Du Gehst - 43 - (10)
Modern Talking - Give Me Peace on Earth - 29 - (8)
C.C.Catch - Heaven And Hell - 13 - (10)
Chris Norman - No Arms Can Ever Hold You More - 52 - (6)
C.C.Catch - Are You Man Enough - 20 - (10)
Modern Talking - Jet Airliner - 7 - (11)
C.C.Catch - Soul Survivor - 17 - (14)
Blue System - Sorry Little Sarah - 14 - (15)
Modern Talking - In 100 Years - 30 - (6)
Blue System - My Bed Is Too Big - 10 - (26)
Chris Norman - Broken Heroes - 3 - (12)
Les McKeown - She’s A Lady - 38 - (17)
C.C.Catch - House Of Mystic Lights - 22 - (15)
Blue System - Under My Skin - 6 - (14)
Les McKeown - Love Is Just A Breath Away - 44 - (6)
C.C.Catch - Backseat Of Your Cadillac - 10 - (14)
Blue System - Silent Water - 13 - (9)
Nino De Angelo - Samuraj - 11 - (13)
Nino De Angelo - Flieger - 13 - (13)
C.C.Catch - Nothing But A Heartache - 39 - (7)
Blue Sytem - Love Suite ‘89 - 14 - (12)
Les McKeown - It’s A Game - 33 - (9)
Marianne Rosenberg - I Need Your Love Tonight - 56 - (7)
Bonnie Bianco - A Cry In The Night - 41 - (12)
Smokie - Young Hearts - 43 - (9)
Les McKeown - Love Hurts And Love Heals - 47 - (9)
Blue System - Magic Symphony - 10 - (22)
Engelbert - Red Roses For My Lady - 50 - (10)
Engelbert - I Wanna Rock You In My Wildest Dreams - 88 - (2)
Blue System - 48 Hours - 29 - (8)
Blue System - Love Is Such A Lonely Sword - 16 - (19)
Blue System - When Sarah Smiles - 63 - (5)
Blue System - Lucifer - 25 - (12)
Roy Black - Frag Maria - 74 - (6)
Peter Alexander - Auf Die Liebe Kommt Es An - 57 - (5)
Blue System - Testamente D’ Amelia - 34 - (7)
Roy Black - Ich Träume Mich Zu Dir - 39 - (17)
Bonnie Tyler - Bitterblue - 17 - (17)
Blue System - Deja Vu - 12 - (15)
Roy Black - Jeder Braucht ´nen Kleinen Flugplatz - 52 - (7)
Bonnie Tyler - Against The Wind - 36 - (8)
Blue System & Dionne Warwick - It’s All Over - 60 - (8)
Roy Black - Rosenzeit - 84 - (2)
Blue System - Romeo And Juliet - 25 - (9)
Errol Brown - This Time It’s Forever - 26 (15)
Bonnie Tyler - Fool’s Lullabye - 29 - (13)
Errol Brown - Secret Rendezvous - 72 - (3)
Bonnie Tyler - Call Me - 86 - (4)
Errol Brown - That’s No Lie - 92 - (1)
Blue System - History - 26 - (11)
Blue System - Operator - 87 - (3)
Bonnie Tyler - Sally Comes Around - 76 - (3)
Al Martino - Spanish Ballerina - 93 - (1)
Blue System - 6 Years, 6 Nights - 47 - (5)
Blue System - Laila - 29 - (15)
Major T. - Tell Me Why - 92 - (1)
Blue System - Only With You - 58 - (3)
Blue System - For The Children - 67 - (3)
Touché - I Can’t Get No Sleep - 52 - (9)
Touché - I Want You Back, I Want Your Heart - 51 - (9)
Blue System - Anything - 79 - (1)
Touché - I’ll Give You My Heart - 79 - (4)
Modern Talking - You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul ‘98 - 2 - (20)
Modern Talking - Brother Louie ‘98 - 16 - (11)
Touché - Y.M.C.A. - 31 - (14)
C.C.Catch - Megamix ‘98 - 33 - (11)
Touché - This Goodbye Is Not Forever - 27 - (12)
C.C.Catch - I Can Lose My Heart Tonight ‘99 - 72 - (6)
Touché - Kids In America - 63 - (4)
Modern Talking - You Are Not Alone - 7 - (15)
Modern Talking - Sexy Sexy Lover - 15 - (9)
Modern Talking - China In Her Eyes - 8 - (9)
Modern Talking - Don’t Take Away My Heart - 41 - (5)
Modern Talking - Win The Race - 5 - (13)
Millane - Boom Boom - 21 - (18)
Modern Talking - Last Exit To Brooklyn - 37 - (5)
Millane - I Miss You (Dam Dubi Dam) - 31 - (10)
Modern Talking - Ready For The Victory - 7 - (11)
Isabell - Will My Heart Survive - 35 - (9)
Modern Talking - Juliet - 25 - (8)
Isabell - Like Snow In June - 47 - (8)
Various Artists - We Have A Dream - 1 - (17)
Alexander - Take Me Tonight - 1 - (14)
Modern Talking - TV Makes The Superstar - 2 - (12)
Daniel K. - You Drive Me Crazy - 1 - (12)
Yvonne Catterfeld - Für Dich - 1 - (26)
Alexander - Stay With Me - 9 - (9)
Daniel K. - Heartbeat - 2 - (10)
Bolenski Beat - You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul (No Bohlen Production) - 60 - (2)
Various Artists - Believe In Miracles - 8 - (10)
Alexander - Free Like The Wind - 1 - (20)
Yvonne Catterfeld - Du Hast Mein Herz Gebrochen - 1 - (16)
Alexander - Behind The Sun - 2 - (11)
Elli - This Is My Life - 3 - (11)
Nathalie Tineo - Ich Liebe Dich - 38 - (8)
Indiggo Girls - Be My Boyfriend - 89 - (2)
Nathalie Tineo - Sei So Wie Du Bist - 63 - (9)
Mark Medlock - Now Or Never - 1 - (15)
Mark Medlock - You Can Get It - 1 - (20+)
Mark Medlock - Unbelieveable - 4 - (4+)

ALBEN

Interpret - Album - höchste Platzierung - Wochen in den Charts

Ricky King - Happy Guitar Dancing - 3 - (14)
Modern Talking - The 1st Album - 1 - (43)
Modern Talking - Let’s Talk About Love - 2 - (44)
C.C.Catch - Catch The Catch - 6 - (17)
Modern Talking - Ready For Romance - 1 - (26)
Chris Norman - Some Hearts Are Diamonds - 14 - (12)
C.C.Catch - Welcome To The Heartbreak Hotel - 28 - (8)
Modern Talking - In The Middle Of Nowhere - 1 - (13)
C.C.Catch - Like A Hurricane - 30 - (6)
Modern Talking - Romantic Warriors - 3 - (10)
Modern Talking - In The Gardens Of Venus - 35 - (5)
Chris Norman - Hits From The Heart - 13 - (11)
Modern Talking - Best Of - 16 - (9)
Blue System - Bodyheat - 20 - (16)
C.C.Catch - Diamonds - 43 - (5)
C.C.Catch - Big Fun - 53 - (5)
Various Artists O.S.T. - Rivalen Der Rennbahn - 2 - (27)
Engelbert - Ich Denk An Dich - 20 - (12)
Blue System - Twilight - 11 - (25)
Blue System - Obsession - 14 - (14)
Blue System - Seeds Of Heaven - 11 - (27)
Roy Black - Rosenzeit - 5 - (25)
Blue System - Deja Vu - 18 - (14)
Bonnie Tyler - Bitterblue (5 Bohlen Songs) - 22 - (18)
Blue System - Hello America - 29 - (20)
Bonnie Tyler - Angel Heart - 28 - (25)
Blue System - Backstreet Dreams - 5 - (15)
Bonnie Tyler - Silhouette In Red - 28 - (13)
Blue System - 21st Century - 11 - (13)
Blue System - X - Ten - 24 - (10)
Blue System - Forever Blue - 18 - (11)
Roger Whittacker - Ein Schöner Tag - 33 - (11)
Blue System - Body To Body - 29 - (5)
Touché - Part One - 35 - (8)
Blue System - Here I Am - 38 - (3)
Modern Talking - Back For Good - 1 - (53)
Touché - Kids In America - 89 - (3)
C.C.Catch - Best Of ‘98 - 76 - (6)
Modern Talking - Alone – The 8th Album - 1 - (28)
Modern Talking - 2000 – Year Of The Dragon - 3 - (18)
Modern Talking - America - 2 - (15)
Modern Talking - Victory - 1 - (15)
Various Artists - United - 1 - (19)
Modern Talking - Universe - 2 - (12)
Alexander - Take Your Chance - 1 - (17)
Daniel K. - Positive Energie - 2 - (11)
Modern Talking - The Final Album - 3 - (11)
Alexander - Here I Am - 1 - (8)
Various Artists - Magic Of Music - 2 - (9)
Yvonne Catterfeld - Farben Meiner Welt - 2 - (45)
Dieter Bohlen O.S.T. - Dieter – Der Film - 13 - (4)
Nathalie Tineo - Licht Und Schatten - 87 - (1)
Mark Medlock - Mr. Lonely - 1 - (18)
Mark Medlock - Dreamcatcher - 2 - (2+)

und wenn ich mir das so anguck denk ich das er schon was kann,
sonst wären die chart positionen nich so gut ;)
aber nix für ungut klarabella

Meine Ma fand oder findet die Musik auch gut und die is 60. Zu MT-Zeiten war sie also so Ende dreißig. Und diese Generation hat dann auch sicher die Platten gekauft. Aber alle anderen die damals bedeutend jünger waren, kann ich mir nicht vorstellen.